The Christian Republic of Nomayuki is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Majestic Excellency Ajimoto N Ikuzu with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.119 billion Nomayukians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanka City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomayukian economy, worth 913 trillion Schuffigers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,217 Schuffigers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in His Majestic Excellency Ajimoto N Ikuzu's bedroom, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomayuki's national animal is the striped wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nomayuki is ranked 59,777^th in the world and 1,034^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.57 flags saluted per person per day.