The Freeroaming Folks of Vicken is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vixen Queene Laniel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.157 billion Vickenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingfisher Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vickenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Jots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 279,564 Jots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vixen Queene Laniel is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, Vixen Queene Laniel's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Kingfisher Town has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the South Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicken's national animal is the kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Animism.

Vicken is ranked 90,829^th in the world and 1,738^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.09 flags saluted per person per day.