The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dancer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.277 billion Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmasville. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Toys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,923 Toys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, foreigners write "made in Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen is ranked 25,307^th in the world and 12^th in Christmas for Highest Food Quality, scoring 95.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.