The Territory of Deamonopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sayid Qutb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.031 billion Deamonopolii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammurabi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Deamonopolae economy, worth an astonishing 30,170 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 717,811 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deamonopolis's national animal is the Quetzal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Platonism.

Deamonopolis is ranked 290,976^th in the world and 3,697^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.