Population | 12.789 billion |
Capital | Hockley |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Dereistic is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.789 billion Dereisticians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hockley. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dereistician economy, worth a remarkable 3,078 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,709 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Dereistic's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Dereistic is ranked 289,298th in the world and 5,399th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Protectorate of Khal Papax.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Dereistic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 179 » Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Aidenfieeld, Xandev, Farengeto, Jehenna, Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Soem, Ancient Slobovia, The Solar System Scope, The Two Jerseys, Amerion, Kringalia, USNE2018, Drystar, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Maeiland, Nova Montron, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Great Scapula, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Nowa Europa, Havenfell, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Shefino, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Saciu, and 129 others.The naked people, Darakin, Arscanesia, Changolandia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Skaladoria, The Woragopiria, Mavenu, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Altnavia, Nomayuki, Freedoom, No moking, Dakalian, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Ugranda, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Ekrixia, Oreo States, Khnomania, Venezia Pacifica, Los Lonley Boys, North Pernambuco, Banieltopia, Uvalor, Farelonia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Tanyaland, Empire of Pekoland, Ever Testing, Hacrela, Alvira, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Kalilola, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Thanitharia, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Bogani, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Democates, Deerp, Wilbodessan, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Albend, 7 Trees, Gwandalis, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Megistos, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, and Khal Papax.