The Democratic Space Republic of Eastern Doncaster is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cletus McYeetus with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.337 billion Doncasterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colonia. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Doncasterian economy, worth 562 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,757 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Eastern Doncaster, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Doncaster's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Doncaster is ranked 230,270^th in the world and 4,350^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.