The Empire of Draganisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 14.91 billion Draganians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragania. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Draganisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,806 trillion Dragoons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,214 Dragoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draganisia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Draganisia is ranked 289,822^nd in the world and 87^th in St Abbaddon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.