The Queendom of Kyrisland is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 149 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 6.39 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,908 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, most ambassadors from Kyrisland retire only a few years after being appointed, and Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrisland is ranked 12,306^th in the world and 337^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.