The Music of No One Can is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.313 billion No One Canians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The No One Canian economy, worth 252 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,955 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. No One Can's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

No One Can is ranked 283,614^th in the world and 4,836^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -145 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.