Population | 7.484 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | bison |
The Republic of Durfia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.484 billion Durfians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Durfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,500 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Durfia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durfia's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Durfia is ranked 4,127th in the world and 196th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 612.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Durfia.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Durfia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Durfian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Durfia, they say that Durfians made a dessert and called it peace.