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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 77thMost Primitive: 2,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,923rd
The Matriarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Mother Earth
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Eco friendly tribals

Population6.77 billion

CapitalEve city

CurrencyRation cards
AnimalDinosaurs

The Matriarchy of Eco friendly tribals is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.77 billion Eco friendly tribalsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eve city. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eco friendly tribalsian economy, worth 558 trillion Ration cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,541 Ration cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child labor has been outlawed, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, the weather in Eve city is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eco friendly tribals's national animal is the Dinosaurs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eco friendly tribals is ranked 281,714th in the world and 10,755th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 77thMost Primitive: 2,815thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,923rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,204thMost Pacifist: 6,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,732ndMost Authoritarian: 10,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,647thBest Weather: 13,426thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,699thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 21,860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,022ndMost Devout: 22,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,196thLowest Crime Rates: 25,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,701st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 125th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 273rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 287th in the regionMost Pacifist: 349th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 536th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 687th in the regionMost Extreme: 766th in the regionBest Weather: 777th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 841st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 897th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,055th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,061st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eco friendly tribals was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Eco friendly tribals was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, the weather in Eve city is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, child labor has been outlawed.

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