Population | 6.77 billion |
Capital | Eve city |
Currency | Ration cards |
Animal | Dinosaurs |
The Matriarchy of Eco friendly tribals is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.77 billion Eco friendly tribalsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eve city. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Eco friendly tribalsian economy, worth 558 trillion Ration cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,541 Ration cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Child labor has been outlawed, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, the weather in Eve city is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eco friendly tribals's national animal is the Dinosaurs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eco friendly tribals is ranked 281,714th in the world and 10,755th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eco friendly tribals was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eco friendly tribals's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eco friendly tribals was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
- : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, the weather in Eve city is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Eco friendly tribals, child labor has been outlawed.