The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.71 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,914 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 517,103 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, third world countries are rich in "I Love Coventry" t-shirts, glamping Elejamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 264^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 35,523.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.