The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.843 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 11,390 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 458,518 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Mark Costello has won three lotteries in a row, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 210,041^st in the world and 8,448^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.