Population | 19.265 billion |
Capital | The Beach House |
Leader | Elle Macpherson |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elle Macpherson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.265 billion Elle Macphersonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beach House. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Elle Macphersonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,858 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
The same 19265 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Elle Macpherson's every word on Twitcher, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Elle Macpherson's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.
Elle Macpherson is ranked 757th in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,150.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Food Quality.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Survivors.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Elle Macpherson altered its national flag.
- : Elle Macpherson relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
- : Elle Macpherson was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Elle Macpherson ceased to exist in The East Pacific.