The Kingdom of Feles Primus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Arwin Syndril with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.026 billion Felesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Felesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,830 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Felesian boardrooms is turning more gay, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Felesian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feles Primus's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Feles Primus is ranked 4,466^th in the world and 1^st in The Felesian Sector for Safest, scoring 132.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.