The Kingdom of Feles Primus is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Arwin Syndril with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.241 billion Felesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Felesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,382 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,113 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private surgeons have been told to cut it out, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, separate but equal doesn't include commute time, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feles Primus's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Feles Primus is ranked 108,224^th in the world and 1^st in The Felesian Sector for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,781.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.