The Republic of Fend Mad Lovest is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.462 billion Fend Mad Lovestians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The strong Fend Mad Lovestian economy, worth 563 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,889 rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,996 per year while the poor average 4,986, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fend Mad Lovest's national animal is the cow.

Fend Mad Lovest is ranked 217,886^th in the world and 5,486^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 28.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.