The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 563 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Springwallan economy, worth 49.5 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,866 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and a third of Springwallans are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 58,989^th in the world and 1,415^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.