The State of France Guiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.712 billion Paraguayans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong France Guianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,228 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,707 per year while the poor average 2,107, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. France Guiana's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

France Guiana is ranked 183,769^th in the world and 1^st in French Guiana for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.