The Holy Four Realms Sphere of Gaian Ascendancy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Excellency Imladris Kerenska with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.614 billion Gaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Aglar hir rochben. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth a remarkable 8,037 trillion Gaias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,524 Gaias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Lord Excellency Imladris Kerenska to meetings with foreign heads of state, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Gaias on liquor and tobacco, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Gaian, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaian Ascendancy's national animal is the Ornes en Tur Galad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aina Galad en Elen Menel.

Gaian Ascendancy is ranked 8,570^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Alliance for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,000.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.