The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.712 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,390 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 374,873 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, Nijchhōh I's reputation is hard as nails, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 455^th in the world and 5^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,514.99 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.