The Holy Empire of The Holiest empire is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 101 million Holiest empireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holiest empirean economy, worth 7.15 trillion USDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,777 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-USD charge on their phone bill, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holiest empire's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Holiest empire is ranked 202,101^st in the world and 13^th in The Imperial Union of Order States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.