The Wolf Nation of Giru is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by The Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.762 billion Giruans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girulupa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The strong Giruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,120 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,536 per year while the poor average 700, a ratio of 643 to 1.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, Wolfism has been named as Giru's national religion, The Wolf has just been declared ruler of Giru in an international press conference, and Giru has designated Girulupa as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Giru's national animal is the falcon and its national religion is Wolfism.

Giru is ranked 249,910^th in the world and 4^th in Muralha for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.