The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 25 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.559 billion Guinea Pig Horde 25ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The strong Guinea Pig Horde 25ian economy, worth 389 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,332 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,111 per year while the poor average 11,249, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 25's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guinea Pig Horde 25 is ranked 87,554^th in the world and 4,362^nd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.14 kickbacks per hour.