Population | 25.643 billion |
Capital | Heinzia |
Leader | Der Heinz |
Faith | Christianism |
Currency | DM |
Animal | eagle |
The Empire of Heinz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Der Heinz with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.643 billion Heinzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinzia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Heinzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,512 trillion DMS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,979 DMS, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, all beauty contests have been banned, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heinz's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.
Heinz is ranked 9,321st in the world and 1st in Europe Fascist for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,894.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Heinz's influence in Europe Fascist rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Heinz's influence in Europe Fascist fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Heinz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.