The Kingdom of CapyBradian is a small, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 29 million CapyBradianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong CapyBradianian economy, worth 2.04 trillion Capies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 70,468 Capies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, priests are being drafted by the church load, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CapyBradian's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CapyBradian is ranked 102,295^th in the world and 7^th in Bandung Independent School Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.