The Jingoistic States of Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 509 million Lunitanyintinitzgouttopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunitanyintinitzgouttopian economy, worth 67.5 trillion State Issued Compliance Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,566 State Issued Compliance Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is worshipped as a god, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia's national animal is the Capybara , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is ranked 50,857^th in the world and 1^st in Helvete for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,187.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.