The People's Republic of Constervatania is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.418 billion Constervatanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amoratia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Constervatanian economy, worth 678 trillion Constervatanian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 91,401 Constervatanian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, economic planning is exalted as a human art form, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. Constervatania's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Constervatania is ranked 280,542^nd in the world and 4,832^nd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.