The Federal Republic of The City of Philadelphia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 347 million Philadelphians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The powerhouse Philadelphian economy, worth 33.8 trillion Golden Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 97,478 Golden Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime is totally unknown. The City of Philadelphia's national animal is the White Falcon.

The City of Philadelphia is ranked 66,025^th in the world and 1,023^rd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.32 flags saluted per person per day.