The Incorporated States of JohnnyTexas is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.928 billion JohnnyTexasians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving JohnnyTexasian economy, worth 293 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 74,783 Fajita Tacoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,709 per year while the poor average 15,254, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. JohnnyTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JohnnyTexas is ranked 237,027^th in the world and 75^th in Texas for Safest, scoring 17.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.