The Empire of Jordanistan22 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jordan XIV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.563 billion Jordanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordani economy, worth a remarkable 2,319 trillion Jordani Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,051 Jordani Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanistan22's national animal is the Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jordanistan22 is ranked 20,015^th in the world and 12^th in The Commonwealth Society for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.7 law-abiding acts per hour.