The United Kingdom of Legosia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nick Paulson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.947 billion Legosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestin. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.

The all-consuming Legosian economy, worth 172 trillion Legosian Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,490 Legosian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legosia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Legosia is ranked 55,635^th in the world and 1,371^st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.