The United States of Aresan America is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 399 million Aresan Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.4%.

The powerhouse Aresan American economy, worth 31.4 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,669 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and Aresan Americans believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aresan America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aresan America is ranked 113,122^nd in the world and 9^th in NATO for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,328.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.