The State of Kirtim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.039 billion Kirtimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Kirtimian economy, worth 671 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,387 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,787 per year while the poor average 2,116, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, Kirtim's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Kirtim has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirtim's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirtim is ranked 288,671^st in the world and 15^th in Mississippi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.