The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Paloxe is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 23.43 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kammalton City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,404 trillion Kreptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 529,409 Kreptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and Kyldellians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Paloxe's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Paloxe is ranked 68,687^th in the world and 4^th in Kylden for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,441.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.