The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Skyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.119 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Utopia Neo City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,433 trillion Rubies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 494,538 Rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dining out often involves Monsters on the plate no matter what you order, they who do not work shall not eat, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Skyland's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Skyland is ranked 48^th in the world and 2^nd in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 324.21 law-abiding acts per hour.