The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.571 billion Strolis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 3,728 trillion NMUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 296,579 NMUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and builders across Laka Strolistandiler are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the Moray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Unconquered Sun.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 289,754^th in the world and 18^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -27.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.