The Queen's State of Le controleur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.215 billion Le controleurians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Le controleurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,193 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Le controleur's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Le controleur is ranked 203,080^th in the world and 4^th in Djibouti for Most Beautiful Environments, with 465.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.