The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.239 billion Trixmonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 38,509 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 832,833 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,896,262 per year while the poor average 106,348, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Trixmonia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 285,618^th in the world and 42^nd in Scandinavia for Safest, scoring 2.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.