The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.929 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,086 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,973 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 198^th in the world and 2^nd in Pony Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 15,472.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.