The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.044 billion Fololavakians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fololavakian economy, worth 121 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,237 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, homophobia is off the menu, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fololavakia is ranked 16,497^th in the world and 121^st in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 311.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.