The State of Merida Azamal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.552 billion Merida Azamalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Merida Azamalian economy, worth 762 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,832 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 97,983 per year while the poor average 9,257, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and Merida Azamal has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Merida Azamal's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Merida Azamal is ranked 193,232^nd in the world and 6^th in NDjamena for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.