The Kingdom of Mind Potato is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.551 billion Mind Potatoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The strong Mind Potatoan economy, worth 817 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 44,071 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,632 per year while the poor average 2,368, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Mind Potato's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mind Potato is ranked 194,523^rd in the world and 2^nd in International Federalist Union for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.