The Super Tramps of Modern Life is War is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 25.801 billion Modern Life is Warians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Modern Life is Warian economy, worth 199 trillion Taking Issues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 7,728 Taking Issues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modern Life is War's national animal is the Midnight, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Modern Life is War is ranked 208,840^th in the world and 1^st in Patriot Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 5.88 flags saluted per person per day.