The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 211 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 16.5 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,237 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 228,571^st in the world and 4,326^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.