| Population | 21.807 billion |
| Capital | Privatore City |
| Leader | Capitan Privatore |
| Currency | Priv |
| Animal | Weasel |
The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.807 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth an astonishing 10,512 trillion Privs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 482,091 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The election for Capitan Privatore's office's janitor is heating up, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Privatore is ranked 283,277th in the world and 5,225th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.34 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Privatore was endorsed by 
The United Kingdom of Markanissa.
- : Privatore was endorsed by
The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Privatore was endorsed by
The Holy Socialism Empire of North Korea is best.
- : Privatore endorsed
The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, the election for Capitan Privatore's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts.
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 206 » 
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