The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 42.028 billion Stephen Colbertians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.
The strong Stephen Colbertian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion counterpoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,251 counterpoints, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stephen Colbert's national animal is the live report.
Stephen Colbert is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in United States for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Stationary.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Stephen Colbert was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
