The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.638 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 9,650 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 659,254 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, Unielvan Millorviumians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 600^th in the world and 16^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 135.4 flags saluted per person per day.