The Empire of Nibelia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Monika with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.302 billion Nibelians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akato. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nibelian economy, worth 587 trillion Telmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,400 Telmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, Empress Monika is emphatic that Nibelia's HDI is much higher than it seems (Nibelia has found 1 easter egg), and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nibelia's national animal is the Nibelian Eagle-Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nibelia is ranked 150,457^th in the world and 208^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 9.14 flags saluted per person per day.