The State of Nijeriya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.812 billion Nijeriyans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Nijeriyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 58,141 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,294 per year while the poor average 3,124, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Nijeriya has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nijeriya's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nijeriya is ranked 153,847^th in the world and 1^st in Federal Republic of Nigeria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 64.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.